Fantasy Football Retirement Letter
Below is the ridiculous retirement email to members of my day job's fantasy league. Hope y'all enjoy.
To my friends and fellow competitors,
This is a tough thing for me to write, but I feel it is the right time. It is with some emotions that I am following in the footsteps of (the greatest tight end in NFL history) Rob Gronkowski, and announcing my retirement from fantasy football after 20+ years. Much like Gronk, winning another title last season was a physical + emotional struggle for me and I am looking forward to pursuing other interests.
I feel it is only fitting to offer a silly side by side comparison of Gronk and Grossman over the past 5 years:
